Sunday, October 20, 2024, a bloated and confused old man wandered into the McDonald’s in Featherville-Trevose, Pennsylvania (which was closed to actual customers), and insisted he worked there. He attempted to put a cook’s apron on, but he was too fat to tie it in the back and needed help. After playing along with him and letting him cook two batches of french fries – one of which he forgot to drain, and the other of which he oversalted – the staff finally managed to coax him into leaving. He was last seen wandering back and forth on a stage, babbling incoherently.
