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Daily Archives: October 20, 2024
Confused Old Man Thinks He Works at McDonald’s
Sunday, October 20, 2024, a bloated and confused old man wandered into the McDonald’s in Featherville-Trevose, Pennsylvania (which was closed to actual customers), and insisted he worked there. He attempted to put a cook’s apron on, but he was too … Continue reading →
Donald Trump Is Not Well
Donald Trump is not well. He keeps talking about the “late, great” Hannibal Lecter. As if Lecter were a real person. Worse, even the fictional Hannibal Lecter never died. He tells us that Haitians in Springfield, Ohio are “…eating the … Continue reading →